fantasyswift:

YOU CANT STOP ME MOM

fantasyswift:

YOU CANT STOP ME MOM

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Dont miss out on something that could be great just because it could also be difficult. - Unknown (via get-fit2fuck)
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dean-the-piesexual:

OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE

dean-the-piesexual:

OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE

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memorian:

Poor Unfortunate Souls by Ursula

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arrowdactyl:

when i see freshmen in the hallways

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itsmemacleod:

when you originally put the right answer on a test but changed it before turning it in 
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Never apologize for burning too brightly or collapsing into yourself every night. That is how galaxies are made. - Tyler Kent White  (via nyu-tah)
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Friendship isn’t about who you’ve known the longest. It’s about who walked into your life, said “I’m here for you” and proved it. - Unknown (via stevenbong)
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unpresentable:

when you want to transfer your photos from your phone to laptop and you see all the selfies you made….

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